Once you own a cat, the word "beans" will never be the same.
1. Toilet Paper
What it usually means: Something you use to wipe your bum.
What it means to pet owners: Your pet's archenemy that they will stop at nothing to destroy.

2. Alarm Clock 
What it usually means: Something you set to wake up in the morning.
What it means to pet owners: A butt on your face.

3. Vacation
What it usually means: A time to travel and relax.
What it means to pet owners: A time to constantly text your pet sitter to make sure your pet hasn't starved or pooped on the rug.

 4. Accident
What it usually means: When something goes wrong.
What it means to pet owners: Somebody made a pee in the house.

 5. Beans
What it usually means: The fruit that makes you toot.
What it means to pet owners: Your cat's lil' paw pads.

 6. Treat
What it usually means: Something special you enjoy every once in a while.
What it means to pet owners: A reward for being cute AF; can also be used as a bribe to get your pet to like strangers.

 7. Cone
What it usually means: A geometric shape, ideally filled with ice cream.
What it means to pet owners: Something your dog hates, but it somehow makes them even cuter.

 8. Cardboard Box
What it usually means: A container that usually comes in the mail.
What it means to pet owners: The PERFECT birthday present for your fur baby.

 9. Walk
What it usually means: A nice stroll outside.
What it means to pet owners: Your dog's FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

 10. Socks
What it usually means: An item of clothing that belongs on your feet.
What it means to pet owners: Your dog's favorite thing to chew up, no matter how many squeaky toys and bones you buy.


 12. Bath

What it usually means: To wash your body in water; can be a time to unwind after a hard day.
What it means to pet owners: A word that should only be spelled or whispered.
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